My shadow

Okay, fuck writing about my trip. This is going to be much more colorful and entertaining. My newest dependent will not leave me the fuck alone. I am talking every waking moment of the day she is right there. I mean LIKE this in your face. Oh and even better, she has not started her period yet. She sees the Dr on Monday. What the hell do I do?How do you say "get the fuck out of my face" in a nice way? I am trying so hard not to lose my cool, it is hard for me to see this is not all her fault. I just want 5 minutes alone with my husband without someone listening outside the door. I cannot even go to the damn bathroom without her standing outside waiting on me. It is like having a shadow inside your house. She has the mental capacity to be vain and to realize that people notice how you dress, why the hell can't she realize I want her to back the hell up and get off me? Literally. Even my babies don't cling that much!
All I want is alone time by myself or with my husband. At this point anything is welcome.